This morning, after dropping the mutants off at daycare, I was heading to my second favorite caffine fix. I was strumming along singing a song when three idiots got in my way.
Now normally I would ignore the little tykes, but I haven't had my reward in 14 hours( don't start! Some people have meth, I have caffiene). Anywho I am just trying to get a soda minding my own business, and these guys start cat calling. Which by the by guys if you're gonna do this get some original material. Anyways, so I was planning on ignoring them, but the head idiot grabbed my arm. Well anyone who knows me, knows better than to touch me before I've had my sweet caffiene. *SIGH* Sadly these guys missed the memo. Now at this point I am having a classic internal agrument. The naughty in me wanted to snap his arm off at the joint and beat them to death with it, and the good in me wanted to kick this guy in the grapes and pepper spray the other two in the eyes and mouth. Okay so both sides are pretty violent, but I have never claimed to be gentle. So here I am trying to decide which is the quickest way for me to get my drink, when the other two guys noticed the woman cop walking our way. Before mister grabby has a chance to run, the cop grabs him by the shirt. Turns out this guy was this cop's son. I was warm and fuzzy the rest of the trip to my sweet reward...I hope she beats him good.
Here you go cop mom have some caffiene on me^.^
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